challenge accepted. not like I haven't had to work with stranger
I can add to the stash? it won't be disaronno but it's probably just as good there there's always the massage option, even if it doesn't end in a sexy way but lbr it probably will, knowing us
adding to the stash is good but offering me a massage with a happy ending is p. good too. we're talking full body right? with massage oil? and no getting distracted a quarter of the way through?
well yeah, full body and massage oils included. you forget I don't half-ass things most of the time distractions are a calculated risk at this point, really
and i'll make a deal with you get my neck, shoulders, back and ass get my chest and my thighs and you can skip the rest and move on to filthy things while I'm all slick with oil after that
Only so long. It's not interesting enough for you to get *too* excited probably...
and ok yes most of me but you can skip some of the boring stuff. lower legs and feet. arms and hands. scalp. also lets be honest half of what I did mention you'd cover anyway once you were ready to get distracted.
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though I mean that also means that there's probably room for some more? just sayin
also is this an invitation to your disaronno party? or just bragging to me about it?
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i mean
yes
but it's shorts and tank top season soon so you'd have to be strategic in your placement ok
also undecided
is there a reason i should invite you to my disaronno party
it'd have to be a really good reason
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I can add to the stash? it won't be disaronno but it's probably just as good
there there's always the massage option, even if it doesn't end in a sexy way
but lbr
it probably will, knowing us
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adding to the stash is good
but offering me a massage with a happy ending is p. good too.
we're talking full body right?
with massage oil?
and no getting distracted a quarter of the way through?
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well yeah, full body and massage oils included. you forget I don't half-ass things most of the time
distractions are a calculated risk at this point, really
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and i'll make a deal with you
get my neck, shoulders, back and ass
get my chest and my thighs
and you can skip the rest and move on to filthy things while I'm all slick with oil after that
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I mean that's most of you anyway so I guess that works.
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and ok yes most of me but you can skip some of the boring stuff. lower legs and feet. arms and hands. scalp. also lets be honest half of what I did mention you'd cover anyway once you were ready to get distracted.
come over when you're ready?
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fine, fine. I'll let you know when I'm on the way.
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don't take too long or you'll miss oooooooout